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Don't Ever Fry Bacon Naked

When I was a boy of maybe ten,
my father said, "Some day when
you've grown into a man like me,
don't strike a woman, don't pick a fight,
work hard by day, play hard by night,
and don't ever fry bacon naked."

Well, here I am less wise than he,
with a happy wife and no scrapes to see,
but one wicked third degree burn.
I work hard by day, play hard by night,
but my pecker is quite a sight.
Oh, don't ever fry bacon naked!

Now my old man, he drinks too much,
he's hard on cars and their clutch,
but he had this one thing right.
Smoke and gamble, wander, ramble,
fry your eggs or have 'em scrambled,
but don't ever fry bacon naked.