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[ThePeoplesBard]

I wrote an epic ballad for Sezaru, my hero. After he sold me his Scale, I told him I wanted to write him a song about his time on EQ. He told me a story about how years ago Braknar banned the account with his Epic'd Mage, Sezaru, because he was two-boxing to do a transfer in EC tunnel. Now before you grab your pitchfork, know that Sezaru is aware he did wrong and is sorry, and he still loves Braknar and the GMs/devs. But a part of him always hopes he will play his Mage again.

So I imagined a scenario where his current toon, a lady Half-Elf Druid, saves Sezaru. With the power of love.

Listen here: https://clyp.it/miq3u22i

How Stormwulfe Saved Sezaru

Stormwulfe rides upon the winds with a nature walker's stride,
and a Nature Walker Scimitar at her side.
Stormwulfe fights to save her friend, imprisoned and away,
banished by the victim of his Magician play.

Sezaru bet Braknar he'd make a bixie disappear;
he put it in a box and said, "Be gone from here!"
When the bug poofed!, Braknar moaned in disbelief;
he vowed to learn the Mage's trick, to beat the dirty thief.
He followed Sezaru home, and laughed with gloating glee
when Sezaru opened a second box, releasing a bixie.
"I knew it!" Braknar screamed, kicking in the door.
"You switched, you swapped, you two-boxed. I ban you forevermore!"
CHORUS

Stormwulfe wept rainwater tears, animals at her feet.
"How will we save Sezaru? Braknar can't be beat."
Then a froglok friend whispered plans in her ear:
the ancient way to save a prince held dear.
Stormwulfe met the prison guard and made her heartfelt plea:
"Braknar, I'll give you a gift if you set my friend free."
Braknar laughed, "You have nothing I want, miss!"
Then Stormwulfe leaned in and gave the Dwarf a kiss.
CHORUS

Braknar and Stormwulfe were soon after wed;
all of Norrath came to see the unlikely marriage bed.
Sirken, Cylock, Nilbog, and even Rogean
made up Braknar's motley groomsmen train.
The honored maids--a unicorn, a rabbit, a bear--
all wore Druid foraged flowers in their hair.
And when it came time for the rings of precious rocks,
Sezaru was there to pull them from a box!
CHORUS
And love set him free.