My life is a bigger disaster than yours

[Asteria]

Originally Posted by reznor_ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Drink some fucking water for Christs sake, if you actually want to take a shit. God you people with the teas...drink at least a gallon of water every 24 hours and keep doing your beach walks. I'm beginning to think OP is a poop fetishist, I just wasted 10 minutes reading this thread.

Thanks, been much better lately in this way - sorry I wasted your time! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I'm not a poo fetishist and my original post was not specifically about the #2 issue which the thread may have devolved into... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Originally Posted by Polycaster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would think the greater lesson would be to listen to the warnings of old crones, as they are virtually always a literary device for the author to impart wisdom.

Yes! Never listen to me for I'm a just a youngish crone very lacking in wisdom points.

Originally Posted by Smellybuttface [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don’t think we’ve heard a timely update yet on OP’s constipation. We wait with bated breath!

I'm better...things are much more regular in that way thankfully. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]