sorp = sheep

[Pokesan]

WHO WILL RID ME OF THIS TROUBLESOME CATMAN?

[captnamazing]

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real photograph of me after cutting off the finger which pressed "post" on the sorp=sheep thread

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some times it takes great pain and anguish to bring the power we deserve

and so I say unto the Grand Viziers of SoRP who question my Divine Right to Rule, just as Isildur, the Heir of Elendil, said to Sauron upon the slopes of mount doom:

tits or gtfo

[Madbad]

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[maskedmelon]

Too long has the Ivory Throne of Luna's Sea sat cold and vacant, the warmth of living flesh and seething flame of power all but forgotten to her empty sear and high back. Too long have our people suffered leaderless in the fickle shadows of uncertainty and perverse liberties, amok the ways that are right and good. For shame! Too long in the black crevices of decorum and protocol have wrongdoers schemed in dark ambition!*

TOO LONG have the wicked wrought ruin upon the fields of our people, lost and leaderless beneath the dark pall of abandonment.

Too long have our people endured no rule.

Too long.


Your bold claim comes as a breath of fresh air in the growing stench of foul things. Our esteemed Society, found of ambition and virtuous intent sought to right the wrongs, the degeneracy and stagnation in mortal combat with good works. Devoid explicit leadership, in collaborative spirit we have won gains, great and small and all manners between.

Let not our success in the shifting face of adversity occlude *our profound longing for consolidated authority. Your claim is sorely desired.

As Adjudicator of Indecision and Orator of Superfluous Nothings and Chronicler and Archivist of our Great Society of Retarded Posters, and Prophet of Naught, it is incumbent upon me to query an y such claimant on matters of law and lore and faith, such that fraudulent claims might be known to all who lay eyes upon them and that the unholy wrath might befall he who dares make mockery of our Eminence in Absence, Supreme Leader & Caliph.

Tell us. Pray do not disappoint.

[captnamazing]

I make great nod to your Query, maskedmelon, with whom I have danced upon the tips of waves with flaming word.

The Truth became when I posted the thread: sorp = sheep. This post boosted my Retardation to great levels, unknown formerly to myself. The blinders, shredded from my sight, lifted my spirit up into the Great Halls where gods roam. And there I sat, face to face, with the Retarded God.

"God," Said I, "where can it be, this land of Intelligent Poster?"
(for in my Lunacy, yet I craved a Board of Order & Wisdom without Petulance)
"Over the Mountains of the Firegiant,
Down the Valley of Succ Me,
Post, boldly Post," the God replied
"if you seek for retardation."

And with his final word a duck quacked and smote me as with wet clay upon my tummy region. I returned to my body and had Great Vision and became recognized by all present as the Caliph and Great Mystic of our Ancient and Venerable Order. Also I am the Lord of Tummy.

But I have cast aside the title of Supreme Dictator, until the time comes, when we must face the One Enemy. Only then will I reforge the Title and unite all Posters under the Flags of Retardation to do great battle with the Dark Lord of Witless & Serious Posters, Chest Rockwell.

[maskedmelon]

Our Great Society welcomes you Dear Prophet.

All praise He, who has seen the Retarded God, Wielder of the Blind Insult, Lord of the Tummy, The Great Mystic & Yogic Caliph!

[Spyder73]

I embrace you with an open heart Brother Filbus, let not the petty squabble for pixel domination sully our new found brotherhood from this moment forward. The retarded God is coming, and we must shepard our flock through the valley of retardation together if we are to weather the storm that is surely coming. For darkness was afoot in Norrath....

[Filthy_Pagan]

Spyder, I'm not surprised that you have joined the traitor legion so easily. Your shitposting isn't befitting of such a group as this who holds such high expectations.

But you, Maskedmelon.. I simply cannot accept that your words are sincere. Surely this is all an elaborate ruse to gain his trust so that you may more easily slide your dagger between his ribs.


Those who remain loyal to the cause..

It is time.

Time for the cleansing.

[Filthy_Pagan]

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[maskedmelon]

Honorable Official Flummoxer & Sufferer of Perpetual Collywobbles, your concerns were not misplaced. Nay, there were shared by all members of our a Great Society. Following much deliberation our esteemed Treasury Secretary and honorable former Chief Talmudian Scholar have embraced Father Filbus. Indeed his words rang true in many of our hearts, such that the position of Chief Talmudian Scholar has been vaccated by BigJapan with his founding of the Imperial Church of Retardation and have joined in reformation of our Great Society in humble acceptance of the weighty mantle of Grand Moff Shogun of the People's Imperial Army. Fear not comrade, our people stand proud, resolute and our Great Society stronger than ever.