Red99 Release Grocery Store Checklist

[L1ch]

This is relevant to my interests.

[Harrison]

Originally Posted by SearyxTZ [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Feel free to add to this list.

Do you want to be unprepared when red99 rolls out? Are you a True Gamer and a PvP Champ? Do you think you have what it takes to slam with the best, or will you be jamming with the rest?

Well u better get ready now and hit your nearest Wal-Mart location for the latest Hardcore Gaming Supplements.


20 cases of Mountain Dew
50 boxes of family-size pepperoni pizza hot pockets
Adult Size Depends
Posterboard and duct tape (wall up windows to prevent natural light)
Stridex Pads
20 Boxes of Reeses Puffs cereal
Bronkaid/Aspirin/Caffeine pills
Sudafed
Cocaine and/or Meth*
A Slanket (optional: muumuu)

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*this cannot be purchased at most grocery stores

You forgot baby wipes for combat showers.

[lindz]

Laptop or tv near your computer to watch endless movies or netflix is a must for sure.

I'm totally going to start planning the movie queue for my husband and I.

[Sorath]

A few tactics ive mastered over the years that will aid me in preperation for red.
.1 quit all jobs, you cannot work and slay noobs 24-7 if you work but do not tell people you quit your job this is important.
.2 Tell nobody of your plans to win red 99, they will try to interevene even if your in your 30-40's, all of these a&e shows have got people going crazy so its best to tell noone especially immediate family.
.3 Save all remaining money for food,drugs,booze and the ocasional mcdouble from mcdonalds.
.4 Have a bottle of vasalene handy, you will be playing long hours and will need to releive yourself of man seed, this is why internet porn exist if you are lucky to have a woman to help you acheive this but limit the time to 1 hour, you have noobs to slay.
5. Turn all lights off, black sheets on windows destroy you cellphone or at least turn it on silent. dont look at clocks, time doesnt exist...the world doesnt exist...noobs exist, slay them
6. Get your cardio in, your living pretty bad right now, remember to exercise at least 30 mins a day, do your pushups also...unless your harrison hes doomed ( has gyno )
7. Hide from people, dont answer your phone, lie to everyone. your writing a novel etc. become invisible, antisocial, grow a beard, learn to love your own BO, brushing teeth is optional.
8. dont suck

[Sprinkle]

epic thread sick shit i love it

[georgie]

dont forget empty gallons to take a piss in med breaks

[Sorath]

real men hold it and develop kidney problems.

[Scribbles]

Originally Posted by Rob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Adderall

I have about 3 full bottles of 20mg xr I'm trying 2 get rid of if anyone wants/needs for server release (or just in general) olo

[fiegi]

send here

[Terpuntine]

I got 3 8's of blow Ive been saving for something. This seems like that special occasion.