Anyone ever been mugged?

[Goofier]

Not exactly mugged, but...
Got jumped by a couple Pagans once, in the parking lot of a bar.
Everyone that was there or knows the story, including myself, is amazed I made it out of that situation relatively unscratched.

The fun part came the next day when they found out who I was associated with.
I was told that if I would care to, please show up at that bar again, they wanted to buy me a beer and shake my hand to apologize. The whole thing was ultimately a huge mistake from the start, wasn't me that they were pissed at, they just didn't know it at the time.