in before someone posts that the server is down

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Ok I'm gonna take a real shot at this reason:

FACTS: Its July 25th 2013 - 7/25/2013 for M'ericans

7+25 = 32 - 2013 = -1981 turn that into positive 1981!!! Who was born in 1981??

Conor Casey

Now Conor is a minor league soccer player. the most UNLIKELY of devious fiends to the p99 crowd.

Let's get another FACT: Chef Gordon Ramsey used to be an international soccer star and then went into the restaurant business.

Now we put 1 and 1 together: Conner has just bought p99 in a risky investment scheme to make a lot of money off of the classic EQ experience and plans to wipe the server clean in order for him to have just as of a chance to be on par with everyone else on the server and will be forming his own new guild <Seriously Hates Gnomes> because he is very racist against small people and also blacks.

I think we are at the turning point.