Thread hasn't delivered yet, Verenity, my friend. You see, I was so inspired by this missed connection and yearning for the young ranger to log on and reveal himself, that I wrote a song about it. No homo.
"Waiting For a Newb Like You"
by Yendor Lootmonkey
In the style of "Waiting For a Girl Like You" by Foreigner
Click here for my tone-deaf rendition of this classic!
So long,
I've been looking too hard, I've waiting too long
A Hooded Black Cloak you gave me to hold
I forgot your name to me you told
When you buff someone... When you buff someone...
Good piece of gear, so warm and black,
I need to know if you want it back
Maybe I'm wrong
Won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong?
This cloak of yours is taking up space
And I can't remember your face.
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game
You're so good, when I pull mobs it's understood
My flame lick holds aggro on mobs all day
Just turn on attack and level up this way
When you buff someone... Yeah, really buff someone...
In Mistmoore we fight
From the moment I log on til DDOS at night
There's nowhere in Norrath that I'd rather be
Than leveling you, kinda slowly
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
To log into the game
I've been waiting, for a newb like you
Could not recall your name
I've been waiting for someone new
To make me feel less lame
Yeah, waiting for a newb like you
To log into the game
NOW this thread delivered.
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