You really brought it there, dude. That's quality stuff, critiquing my impeccable language usage. Motherfucker I was gifted at birth with an unrivaled talent with the written word, and as such I am allowed whatever liberties I deem appropriate.
For fuck's sake, it's not the fact that you all write so poorly that is the issue here, it's that not one of you is compelling. You've even got all this in-game pseudo-drama to fuel you, and it's just fucking boring around here. Threads dissolve into this ham-handed grammar debate far too often, because fact is none of you can actually summon anything more offensive than your own failings in the realm of English.
Look, bitches, your dads all get together on the weekends and fill one another's anuses with so much cum even Hasbin couldn't swallow it all. You mothers all have syphilis from the time they've spent turning tricks for meth. Your kids have asymmetrical features because the whores who allowed you to impregnate them couldn't put down the bottle for even a second lest they risk remembering the feel of your sad, sticky little cock worming inside their festering cunt-holes. Your friends are fags. Your co-workers take turns ejaculating in your coffee. God hates you and made AIDS just so you could contract it one day. You're less valuable than a Mexican.
See those? All acceptable responses to basically anything anyone ever says. All funner to read than anything the collective fail around here will ever muster. Feel free to borrow.
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12-28-2009, 05:49 PM
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