<Nomsanto> (hardcore baking-only guild)

[Portasaurus]

Just a quick update on <Nomsanto Industries>

Last week, we opened up the Greengrocer storefront in EC Tunnel near that Shady Swashbuckler guy. So far, business has been light, somewhat steady, but very-much-so a good time! Even took a trip to Greater Faydark last night and set up the veggie cart next to the bank for a while. (Thank you for the ride, Chibs!)

All in all it has been a great first week! Meeting lots of nice new people, but most importantly getting folks to eat something other than those bland, boring Iron Rations (yuck)!

The menu is almost complete and will be posted in the EC Tunnel forum when it is ready. I'm currently looking for someone with graphic design skills to help me turn this horribly ugly .rtf file into something that won't cause the thread to be moved to RnF before it paginates. Message me on here or in game (Greengrocer or Portasaurus) if you would be interested in helping!

Future plans include:
-Scratch-off tickets & weekly Greengrocer lottery! (more info soon)
-Hunting, fishing and foraging expeditions!
-Soup-kitchen day for p99's impoverished!
-Meat Gambling!

Stop by and visit Greengrocer today to browse our stocks, or to get more info about joining our forces!

Signed,
-your Greengrocer

[JayN]

"-Meat Gambling!"

im in where do i sign!

[capco]

On behalf of Supremacy, we are wishing you the best with your new endeavors [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

More importantly, I need to know if you offer catering. I am thinking that would be a nice touch for our guild meetings. If so, will you have limits on your capacity?

[doraf]

Bump for the best guild on the server!

[Portasaurus]

Thank you for the good favor!

We would love to start catering events! This is something that we have not explored yet, but it is on the long-term agenda.

Please let me know if there is anything in particular you are looking for. Depending on the items, we may need extra time to gather the ingredients and prepare the meals.

pst in game or PM on here to discuss further!

Signed
-your Greengrocer

[capco]

Excellent.

I'll be in touch after you finalize your menu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[phobus]

How is your venture capital situation?

I may be interested in financing your operation, but only if you can mass produce Dwarf Pickles. They are rather difficult to come by.

[Portasaurus]

Oh hell yeah! I can shift-left-click and run-between-two-zones like the best in the business! How many pickles do you need?

Also my venture capital situation is... not great, but also not entirely prohibitive thus far. I am certain my business plan sucks, though. Do you understand the economy here? Maybe you can help me?

[phobus]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How many pickles do you need?

That is truly a question for the ages.

I am certain my business plan sucks, though. Do you understand the economy here? Maybe you can help me?

Here is how I envision your business plan:

1. Money goes in.
2. ??
3. Pickles come out.
4. Profit!

[Pheer]

Originally Posted by phobus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1. Money goes in.
2. ??
3. Pickles come out.
4. Profit!

i started to make a joke about a vending machine that dispenses pickles but then I went to google and found out they actually sell pickles out of some vending machines

now im just too disgusted to think of anything else to say except to describe my journey up to the point of making this reply