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Old 08-28-2010, 02:40 PM
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My version of a 10:

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Old 08-28-2010, 02:42 PM
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Lets try that again. My version of a 10:

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Old 08-28-2010, 02:45 PM
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Lets try that again. My version of a 10:

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I'll never "get" the whole gamer girl thing. though I'd wager she's in the 7-9 range.
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Old 08-28-2010, 02:45 PM
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that anonymous troll is probably a IB member that has never liked you. Alawen you know what ive noticed about this whole thread is your actually the one seeking attention not Tralina. I mean seriously your trying so hard to get people to like you and that is why they dont like you. I think your jealous of Otto also for being able to actually talk to Tralina and Tralina must have not shown you enough attention but of course she feels sorry for you now so maybe now you can join that "cool mumble crew" and drink with them everynight because they are so depressed.

PS. Alawen i really do feel sorry for you dude because it sounds like your very lonly in life and we will probably hear something about a dude killing himself because IB kicked him out of the guild on a free emu server
I don't think Alawen is a bad guy. At least he's not a bag of worthless, played out, unfunny lulz. He's just trying to provide some conversation. Go rain on someone's parade that's worth rainin on.

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Old 08-28-2010, 02:46 PM
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I have a huge crush on Taylor Swift, but she's not the girl I'd want to date. The sexiest woman I've ever known was probably about a 7 when she was in top shape and more like a 5 or 6 at the size 14 I knew her last. Still, when she threw me against the wall and said, "I need it right now" and stared into my eyes, it was about the hottest thing ever. Appearance is just one element. I have a very pretty woman hitting on me currently but she smells funny to me and she's extremely shallow and self-absorbed. That's not hot. A recent ex was tall and pretty with long legs and big boobs but a total starfish who wanted it once or twice a month in exactly the same position. Hard to get excited about that.

Don't get me wrong; I'd love a shot at Adriana Lima.
One's outlook on women can be dramatically changed when you score the "end-all-be-all" chick. The type that makes you question how you managed to pull it off... and when she jumps into bed she turns into a corpse.

Sexually adventurous / self-confident 6 - 7's > Lazy perfect 10's
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Old 08-28-2010, 02:51 PM
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So you like Photoshop then?
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Old 08-28-2010, 02:52 PM
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I'll never "get" the whole gamer girl thing. though I'd wager she's in the 7-9 range.
Years of gripping a joystick firmly pays off later for gamer girls.
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Old 08-28-2010, 02:54 PM
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She's all make-up, mang.

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Old 08-28-2010, 02:54 PM
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Years of gripping a joystick firmly pays off later for gamer girls.
Unless they played "Summer Games" for the C64 where you had to waggle the joystick left and right as fast as you can to make your avatar run faster during the running events. Then she can stay the hell away from my junk.
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Old 08-28-2010, 02:54 PM
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Lima: No Makeup / Makeup

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Would still do.
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