Why do boobs get more attention than Ass?

[Raavak]

At the risk of ruining something magical, did you know there is scientific theory behind the tit and ass thing?

When we walked around on all 4's the male looked for the female ass to come up behind and fuck.

Then when we started walking upright we needed the same signal, so over the millennia females with larger, fattier breasts got laid more often... because the closer their breasts looked to asses the more guys wanted to bone them. Human's I think are the only animal with big, fat filled tits (not udders). Yes, its because tits remind us of asses.

Tits or ass?
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[Bardalicious]

grats lron only took you 1000's of threads to get 1 right

[Unidus]

Originally Posted by Laok [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm pretty sure Derubael just won the internet or something...

Considering 4 out of 6 of his women he posted are ugly I doubt he did.

[Bones]

ugly? waaat

[nichomachean]

Originally Posted by Derubael [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

3) Red heads are pretty much sexy no matter what

Are we talking natural red head or the alternative?

[Bones]

natural of course

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[Derubael]

definitely natural.

[Tanthallas]

Requesting an ass and tits discussion thread where the representatives from each guild can negotiate terms to open up the ass and tits scene on p99 for everyone.

I am tired of being crushed under the weight of greedy men who believe in neither ass nor tits. I have to change that.

[Funkutron5000]

I'd likely post in that thread a lot more than raid discussion. Doraf would probably still troll it, though.

[Sirken]

Originally Posted by Tanthallas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Proposal B

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy sometimes.

4) While big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position and generally bigger freaks.

5) Blondes > Brunnettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunntetes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.

Originally Posted by Derubael [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We will not budge on points 3 and 4 sir, and we also feel the inclusion of a 'different strokes' clause is important for reasons other than terrible puns, so i present

Proposal C:

1) Tits are great, ass is great, both are amazing

2) In general, blondes are sexier than brunettes, but when you find a hot brunette she's probably hotter than most blondes.

3) Red heads are sexy most of the time.

4) Big hips make for great fucking, tiny women are easier to position, and petite women are generally bigger freaks regardless of hip size.

5) Blondes > Brunettes unless Brunettes > Blondes however sometimes Red Heads > Blondes and Brunettes but other times Brunettes > Blondes and Red Heads in situations where Blondes are not > Brunettes and Red Heads.

6) Different strokes for different folks, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

god damn it guys, must i do everything for you? every third redhead will be FFA, with the first going to Deru, and the second going to Sloan. you gentlemen will have 30min to engage your women before they go FFA.

Blonds and Brunettes will always be considered T2 targets, and will also be rotated, but you must still engage your target within 30min, or it becomes FFA.

you must take down a red head to enter in to T1.

simulated repops will always be FFA on all women the day of the repop, HOWEVER there will be a bag limit of two women, which should allow for some women to still be available for other people that could be interested in experiencing some classic content the way it was intended.


youre all welcome