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Old 05-01-2014, 12:11 AM
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The one from that waterplace, not the orcplace.
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:07 PM
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That thing for the shoulders from that mermaid in that zone no one goes to anymore since they removed the ZEM used by certain low WIS druids because other people were smart enough to not roll half elf. Yeah if you have it send me a PM, while I am logged into the game I get distracted by other things.
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Old 05-01-2014, 06:29 PM
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Ugh sometimes I let my imagination run too wild when playing games nowadays. I bet the prayer shawl smells of fish and a little hint of the last person who owned it... I mean really when is been underwater probably used as a mermaids loincloth for fucking years before anyone went down there to get it.
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Old 05-02-2014, 10:17 AM
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Ugh... and then I begin to wonder if other people can smell my character but then im reminded that not a lot of people use their imagination anymore... then I would feel less self conscious
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Old 05-03-2014, 10:56 AM
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Now that I think about it.. I wonder what some races would smell like. Wood Elves might smell like Pine, or Dark Elves like Stale Water and... well I better not go through all the races right now just incase I need to bump my thread again.
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Old 05-04-2014, 11:18 AM
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Erudites might smell like musty books, and barbarians would smell like a wolf/bear/mammoth orgy, or like an apothecary depending on who you talk to... is it strange that I learned the word apothecary from a video game and felt like using it?
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Old 05-04-2014, 01:04 PM
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This is some funny shit. Wish I had one to sell you lol
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Old 05-05-2014, 11:26 AM
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Now, Ogres I dont think would smell bad as some people would imagine them to be. I think they would smell like a butchers shop that no one really took care of, mostly dried blood and smoked meat and depending on what they caught that day. On second thought I probably done ogres last to give you all the idea on what a smoked dwarf might smell like. But oh well, someone sell me a fucking Prayer Shawl.
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Old 05-06-2014, 10:51 AM
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Gnomes... gnomes... gnomes would probably smell like baby powder and engine oil. And high elves, oh man this might be hard to describe: You know how bathing was not really popular in the real world until about 100 years ago? Now imagine some royalty back in the iron or bronze age, they still wont take baths but they would really slap on the perfume and call it a day. Ever been to a good Renaissance fair? Yeah something like that.
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Old 05-07-2014, 09:49 AM
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Dwarves I always pictured they would smell like old beer and sweaty crotch. I mean isnt that all they do? Drink and mine rocks all day? Or is this ignorant of me? or.. oh god what if I have been offending peoples imaginations with this thread all along..
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