What are you drinking? The Alcohol Thread

[diplo]

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I like to po' a fo' sippin on some twenty fo's!

[Nirgon]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1. Get change from couch.
2. Shop lift a Simply Lemonade.
3. Buy a liter of the shittiest Vodka you can find with couch account money.
4. Find an alley
5. Sit in a pile of discarded furniture, rotten food, and broken glass.
6. Drink all contents in under 20 minutes.
7. Leer at women who walk by while rubbing hands together quickly.
8. Pass out in the pile of shit.
9. Go home and log out of mom's ChristianMingle account.
10. Log into Norrath.

[LulzSect]

salty tears

[Doors]

This is what you should drink for starting this gay ass thread.

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[Super Hater]

Originally Posted by Super Hater [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol. Wasn't even my beer. It was the females. It actually taste good though. I'd drink it too. A judgmental hipster. What a surprise. You're whole little trend is such a contradiction.

"Can't wait to show everyone what beer I drink. I am so unique!" (You're the type that liked before you even tasted it because some mancrush recommended it.)

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Can you get more cookie cutter and cliche?
Fag...

[Fame]

Originally Posted by Ames who? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Alcohol tastes horrible. As an adult I was never into drinking or even having a beer socially because I have such a disdain for the way it tastes. I don't enjoy being "buzzed" either so I see no point to consuming alcohol.

I was one of those teenagers who instead of just "experimenting" I would go full throttle and down half a bottle of jagermister (taking mouthful gulps) in 15 minutes without having any idea of how FUCKED UP you would actually get. I got drunk 3-4 times before I said fuck this shit and started smoking weed instead. I rather have a delicious and refreshing Shirley temple with extra cherries cause it actually tastes GOOD. U feels me?

Then order a warm mlk, fgt

[thugcruncher]

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[Recycled Children]

Originally Posted by Doors [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is what you should drink for starting this gay ass thread.

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I lol'd.

[Recycled Children]

Getting you rustled is as easy as replying to you. Keep getting mad little boy.

[Recycled Children]

Originally Posted by Recycled Children [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Getting you rustled is as easy as replying to you. Keep getting mad little boy.

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