The second coming of Salem

Not Salem · #1 06-26-2014, 12:04 AM

Crucified for Teeks's sins as a shitty player

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When the Savior comes again, He will come in power and glory to claim the earth as His kingdom. His Second Coming will mark the beginning of the Millennium. The Second Coming will be a fearful, mournful time for the wicked, but it will be a day of peace for the righteous.

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By the power of Sirken invested into him, he shall return to the peak bearing 8 inventory slots of golem wands on the day of dragons. At midnight he will make his presence known with this hiss of fizz escaping a fresh 2 liter of mountain dew. Through nothing but sheer right clicks the Nihilum horde will be held at bay till' sunlight, at which point standing lathered in a film of greese and nacho cheese he will stand in the peak accompanied by none other then his fellow dragons...

... Silverwing
... Hoshkar
... Xygoz
... Nexona
... Druushk
... Phara Dar

And at this time, he will muster the last of his energy to climb up from his basement stronghold, and into his moms backyard, attempting to lift his leg-sized arms he will throw his head back and yell at the top of his lungs..

EL PRESIDENTE

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repent now sinners

Mac Drettj · #2 06-26-2014, 12:11 AM

summary?

Colgate · #3 06-26-2014, 12:13 AM

R Flair · #4 06-26-2014, 12:20 AM

Youlath · #5 06-26-2014, 01:15 AM

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timtebow is against the policy, and now your sad cause you got banned for ghosting and the staff wouldnt undo it. people like u are scumbags and im glad youre banned.

just a reminder of how GMs operate on this amazing box