I'm a new bard and I sound terrible when I sing

[Okepo]

Oh you'll like this next one then.

After finding the wondrous tunnel of yelling, I ventured further into this wooded zone with skeletons, bears, and spiders oh my! After just barely surviving a bear attack I saw what looked like octagonal huts. Methough, "An Inn!" Images of mead and fresh bear steaks flooded my mind as I began to salivate. I quickly pulled out my trusty hand drums, and by trusty I mean I usually miss them with my hands, and I began to sing Selo's Accelerando in order to enjoy the mead/steaks that much faster. Little did I know I had not began singing Selo's Accelerando, I had actually began singing my Orc Lift guard friends' favorite Chord of Dissonance. Would you believe the guards at this inn also hated it equally?!

My luck... it happened again! At least I had the same bind point as last time... Orc Lift... In Greater Faydark... on another continent...