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We made our way slowly and carefully thru the Damned Depths
I gave no mercy to our goblin foes. Still, it did not take us long to reach the Goblin King. I crashed through his door, My blood frenzy had sobered me up, but the Goblin King, beholding me, immediately attacked No doubt terrified by Filbus, the great Halfling warrior bashing down his door Foaming at the mouth Whiteknuckled grip on his deadly battle staff armor rent to pieces and blood dripping from his gauntlets. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I requested parlay while riposting the knave's attacks. But it was clear: The Goblin King would not answer my questions. And Jumbeat called, "kill him, kill him!" And so I slew him. Took the crown from his head and turned to show my friend "look Jumbeat!" THE CROWN OF THE GOBLIN KING!!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Ah... but we had forgotten the King's elite guard They charged thru the door and pierced him with their steel spears the way I pierce Yola's cunt on a hot summer day [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I was alone again. My companions slain before my very eyes. I had a new hat, it was true... but it wasn't worth it. I dragged Jumbeat's corpse back to my other friends.. I would have to carry them one by one [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I finished off the last of the goblins. What could the king have been hiding? When i attempted to parlay, he had shifted on his heels, and shot a glance at the door behind him. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] | ||
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Alas, I cannot reveal in full what was behind the door!
I would rather the handle have been cursed and my sword hand fallen off when I placed my fingers 'pon the knob, than suffer what I saw behind those wooden panels. I swung wide the door and beheld the Nameless Terror It struck my chest with but a glance and left me clawing at the ground desperately trying to escape My armor was ruined Blood choked in my lungs I knew this was no foe I could fight!! FILBUSSSSSSSSS!! it hissed at the sound of its wailing shriek, I screamed Curled up like an infant on the bloody floor of Doom And welcomed death Whose cold embraced seemed like the warm teat of my dead Mother compared to this fiend. As I lay on the ground, my old trusty Leatherfoot Raider cap rolled out of my pocket I froze The Dread was upon me but in my berzerker rage I saw clearly How to survive So I grabbed the cap with the last of my strength and teleported to safety, to the West Commonlands! I was found a week later Trembling in the bushes muttering insane things And when I ask my rescuers what I said, they could tell me only one thing that was sensible enough to repeat... "The horror, the horror!!" | ||
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Lol
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Quote:
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Erudite Bard <BDA> Blue Server Every song I play is actually just me screaming the 1812 Overture in a raspy, shrieking falsetto. | |||
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Excellent. Would read again. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Filbus! You are legend!!!
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classic
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Stay tuned for more adventures!
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delightful thread, thank you filberg
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