Jib's (not so) faithful Honor Guard

[Farzo]

Welcome!

[LostCause]

Originally Posted by Jib [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

got laid last night, got laid again this morning, logged in to see a thread about me, gonna be a good day i can tell

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[Buhbuh]

Breaking news: I kissed Jibeknn's lover on the mouth and took her to the movie theatres, where she ordered popcorn, blowing the entire college fund I had saved up. As we were leaving, Jibeknn appeared from within a trashcan dressed as an employee. I threw my gray and translucent cardboard cut out of a T staff at him, striking him on the shin which produced the SpinStun effect. I grabbed his lady's ass one last time before charging him, and then we all made out on the carpet together as one unit following a very recent and horrific encounter I had with the AIDS.

I've controlled my singular AID, but Jibeknn and Co. Weren't so lucky. He died later that night and came back as a ghoul, leading a guild on R99 under false pretenses, never telling the masses what he really is.

A man named Tilly then found the T staff and joined forces with him, not knowing that his true calling in life was to first re roll from that fuckin shitty human and then join the duke's army so that all that time I spent farming a pal an item woudn't be in vain and wasted.

Then we all sucked our own dicks like queers and gave ourselves a revitalized and more substantially queer version of the AIDS virus, killing us all instantly after first being decapitated in a brutal car accident involving another car driven by Gyno, who notably hares autism and AIDS very profoundly.

[Eslade]

Originally Posted by Buhbuh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Breaking news: I kissed Jibeknn's lover on the mouth and took her to the movie theatres, where she ordered popcorn, blowing the entire college fund I had saved up. As we were leaving, Jibeknn appeared from within a trashcan dressed as an employee. I threw my gray and translucent cardboard cut out of a T staff at him, striking him on the shin which produced the SpinStun effect. I grabbed his lady's ass one last time before charging him, and then we all made out on the carpet together as one unit following a very recent and horrific encounter I had with the AIDS.

I've controlled my singular AID, but Jibeknn and Co. Weren't so lucky. He died later that night and came back as a ghoul, leading a guild on R99 under false pretenses, never telling the masses what he really is.

A man named Tilly then found the T staff and joined forces with him, not knowing that his true calling in life was to first re roll from that fuckin shitty human and then join the duke's army so that all that time I spent farming a pal an item woudn't be in vain and wasted.

Then we all sucked our own dicks like queers and gave ourselves a revitalized and more substantially queer version of the AIDS virus, killing us all instantly after first being decapitated in a brutal car accident involving another car driven by Gyno, who notably hares autism and AIDS very profoundly.

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[Sektor]

Originally Posted by Buhbuh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Breaking news: I kissed Jibeknn's lover on the mouth and took her to the movie theatres, where she ordered popcorn, blowing the entire college fund I had saved up. As we were leaving, Jibeknn appeared from within a trashcan dressed as an employee. I threw my gray and translucent cardboard cut out of a T staff at him, striking him on the shin which produced the SpinStun effect. I grabbed his lady's ass one last time before charging him, and then we all made out on the carpet together as one unit following a very recent and horrific encounter I had with the AIDS.

I've controlled my singular AID, but Jibeknn and Co. Weren't so lucky. He died later that night and came back as a ghoul, leading a guild on R99 under false pretenses, never telling the masses what he really is.

A man named Tilly then found the T staff and joined forces with him, not knowing that his true calling in life was to first re roll from that fuckin shitty human and then join the duke's army so that all that time I spent farming a pal an item woudn't be in vain and wasted.

Then we all sucked our own dicks like queers and gave ourselves a revitalized and more substantially queer version of the AIDS virus, killing us all instantly after first being decapitated in a brutal car accident involving another car driven by Gyno, who notably hares autism and AIDS very profoundly.

lol

[Not_Kazowi]

Originally Posted by Buhbuh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Breaking news: I kissed Jibeknn's lover on the mouth and took her to the movie theatres, where she ordered popcorn, blowing the entire college fund I had saved up. As we were leaving, Jibeknn appeared from within a trashcan dressed as an employee. I threw my gray and translucent cardboard cut out of a T staff at him, striking him on the shin which produced the SpinStun effect. I grabbed his lady's ass one last time before charging him, and then we all made out on the carpet together as one unit following a very recent and horrific encounter I had with the AIDS.

I've controlled my singular AID, but Jibeknn and Co. Weren't so lucky. He died later that night and came back as a ghoul, leading a guild on R99 under false pretenses, never telling the masses what he really is.

A man named Tilly then found the T staff and joined forces with him, not knowing that his true calling in life was to first re roll from that fuckin shitty human and then join the duke's army so that all that time I spent farming a pal an item woudn't be in vain and wasted.

Then we all sucked our own dicks like queers and gave ourselves a revitalized and more substantially queer version of the AIDS virus, killing us all instantly after first being decapitated in a brutal car accident involving another car driven by Gyno, who notably hares autism and AIDS very profoundly.

Then when you got home, you opened the door got on the floor and everyone do the dinosaur

[Not_Kazowi]

Paranoia man gets the best of you

[Kergan]

Probably because you camp out every time they are in the zone I dunno

[Kergan]

Least I'm not a spy

[Eslade]

Originally Posted by Kergan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Least I'm not a spy

You've been feeding Hokuten news from nihilum for months.