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Old 02-18-2015, 12:52 PM
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While all you arm chair cactologists discuss the various possible explanations for these nefarious wasteland wandering bastards, I was out doing real research. IN THE FIELD. After numerous attempts to prove the "Two Gnomes One Cactus" theory I finally gave in to despair and consulted an expert and got down to the TRUTH.

Sit back, forumquesters. What i'm about to reveal to you will rock you to your core and forever change your perception of some of your fellow Norrathians. You may need therapy, and will most certainly need to cry... no, WEEP, in a corner after you view the following.

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Time to form a hunting party and take this battle to the source. WAR ON AKANNON!
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Old 02-18-2015, 01:13 PM
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The 2G1C theory is good but The gnome supply needed is simply not there. We need more research into BHHTH OF ACO
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Old 02-18-2015, 01:19 PM
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those sheisty gnomes
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Old 02-18-2015, 01:20 PM
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Now I'm thinking these cool lookin guys might be involved, too.
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Old 02-18-2015, 01:21 PM
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Gnomes and bards... where do Bards love to swarm kite?

THE OVERTHERE.

Conspiracy? Starting to look like facts to me...
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Old 02-18-2015, 01:22 PM
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Also, expanding upon the gnome-grown theory... gnomes tinker. Maybe these are some sort of mechanical gnome cactus toys that got loose and learned to self-replicate... They only seem to fight you if you fight them first, which would go along with the self-defense only nature of ethical robotics.

Has anyone gotten close enough to one of these creatures to hear if there are any clock/gear noises coming from them? If you hear ticking that's pretty much case closed.

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Old 02-18-2015, 01:26 PM
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Also, expanding upon the gnome-grown theory... gnomes tinker. Maybe these are some sort of mechanical gnome cactus toys that got loose and learned to self-replicate... They only seem to fight you if you fight them first, which would go along with the self-defense only nature of ethical robotics.

Has anyone gotten close enough to one of these creatures to hear if there are any clock/gear noises coming from them? If you hear ticking that's pretty much case closed.

Add it to the list!
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Old 02-18-2015, 01:26 PM
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Then again, luck is a pretty solid hypothesis and there are quite a few artifacts out there that back this up...

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Old 02-18-2015, 01:32 PM
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Now I'm thinking these cool lookin guys might be involved, too.
Cactus juice drinkers. Confirmed.
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Old 02-18-2015, 01:33 PM
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I see lots of gnomes in those pictures.
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