An alternative to variance

[Cranky]

None of the proposed solutions will ever be implemented because P1999 is classic by definition. The only hope of getting this under control is by the players organizing a rotation or other community solution.

The GMs will never create instances, mess with the spawn cycles or anything that is not classic unless they want to take the server in a direction other than classic which they will not.

You want to stop the poops? As a community you need to organize who can use the toilet when and where; stick to it and punish those who break the line.