DE Cleric Lore

[Champion_Standing]

Really trying hard not to post a slightly modified Obama bio

[webrunner5]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You want to keep everyone alive so the zones are overcrowded and people bicker and fight over the limited numbers of camps and mobs... the hate and anger fuels your manabar for more heals!!

Yeah, burn the Witch at the Stake!! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Kalex716]

Nothing brings people closer together like mutually hating something.

I would imagine even Innoruk would appreciate camaraderie in such a linear capacity.

[loramin]

Originally Posted by Champion_Standing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think this just makes DE Clerics Comcast CSRs

Exactly! Who inspires more hatred than a Comcast CSR?

[iruinedyourday]

Originally Posted by deb4te [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Alright so I'm posting this here in hope that someone can make sense of this for me. I apologize if this isn't the place.

My character's story is really important to me and I really like to immerse myself in his potential philosophies and values. With that said, I currently play a 51 DE CLR on blue.

If I could have picked agnostic, I would have, but since I'm a cleric, we're forced to pick Innoruuk, the PRINCE OF HATE. HATE.

So like, why would I heal someone if I hate everyone? I keep trying to come up with a clever lore explanation but I can't. Can anyone shed some perspective on potential philosophies for clerics of innoruuk? I need something to base a story for my character off, but being a healer who hates everyone just isn't clicking with me, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't considering re-rolling as a result (its already turning me into an altoholic). It's insane, I know, but like I said this stuff is important to me.

Thanks for reading <3

If you heal the warriors of innoruk, with his blessing they will rape and pillage the good races of norrath, bringing tears of rage and sadness to thier children.

er, I mean this, is the literal translation:

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You want to keep everyone alive so the zones are overcrowded and people bicker and fight over the limited numbers of camps and mobs... the hate and anger fuels your manabar for more heals!!

Oh man I also like this one

Originally Posted by Lady Julae [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1. When you hate someone, you enjoy watching them suffer. So why not heal them while they are being shredded to death by gnolls so you can prolong their suffering?

and I also like to rustle my own god. Thats a good one too, Port!

[Clark]

Originally Posted by Jitsumo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm thinking something along the lines of a catholic priest that used to touch choir boys.

lol