a present for my gay buddy's bday

[captnamazing]

Gift delivered. I went to his bar-party and delivered the vagina fleshlight (modeled after Tori Black's nether regions) to him in a boutique bag designed by Lelo, a famous vibrator company (I learned from girls sitting beside him as I produced the gift).

He was at first super happy about it. Then a few mins later he realized it was a vagina. Became quickly disappointed. I could see he was almost upset. joke failed

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