The Definitive Zombie Western of Our Generation

[Barkingturtle]

I think you're going to read the entire thing and love it, perhaps even kindling within you a newfound joy for books.

Seriously though, and this will sound like a real corny shill, but I wrote five versions of this book over the course of three years, and I was still having fun right up until I finished. I can read a passage, and despite being agonizingly familiar with every word and phrase -- I still laugh. There are a couple parts which move me toward tears. It's a pretty damn good book, imo. I mean, some people like the smell of their own farts, and I think everyone believes their kid is the best, but I don't think I'm biased.