Salutations fellow obese unemployeds!

[Malevz]

How did you know I'm obese and unemployed? Are you a witch??

[Jazzy]

Killing it irl, handsome as fuck but have to admit im under 6 foot tall

[Seltius]

Originally Posted by Malevz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How did you know I'm obese and unemployed? Are you a witch??

How do you know she is a witch
- She looks like one.
- Bring her forward.
- I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
- Well? - We did do the nose.
- The nose? - And the hat. But she is a witch !
- Did you dress her up like this? - No, no!
- Yes. A bit.
- She has got a wart.
- What makes you think she's a witch?
- She turned me into a newt!
- A newt?
- I got better.
- Burn her anyway!
- Quiet! Quiet!
............

[AzzarTheGod]

Who will step forward and admit that they are balding/bald?

Be a leader.

[Malevz]

I'll admit I'm bald in the basement. I shave my fun zone, I like a clean playing area.

[hammbone]

Originally Posted by Malevz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'll admit I'm bald in the basement. I shave my fun zone, I like a clean playing area.

I shave my sack... if you've never put your sack in a girls mouth - highly recommend it.

[derpcake]

I'm just a regular guy, slowing down traffic in his company car to take pics of this trainwreck.

Prolly gonna get me about 3 youtube views, so fuck you nerds.

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by derpcake [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm just a regular guy, slowing down traffic in his company car to take pics of this trainwreck.

Prolly gonna get me about 3 youtube views, so fuck you nerds.

Thinning and receding hairline into the temples.

Stand up.

[miraclegrow2]

pic must have been deleted already

[Beastagoog]

Baldind plus bearding here.

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