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Old 04-26-2016, 01:31 PM
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After reading all these posts... What I really think we need are the following guilds:

"Dial A Pizza" and "Dial A Booze"
If you're in the DFW area I'll do it! xD
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Old 05-02-2016, 01:01 PM
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Made a few hundred more pp this past weekend seloing some people around. Had a couple people express interest in joining, so the guild tag is soon to come! Phew! What fun!
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Old 04-26-2016, 10:54 AM
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<Dial a Troll>

Someone p!sses you off? Call Dial-a-troll! I have any army of level 17 monks who I will use to FD train anyone who angers you. I will additionally have my alt army spam your victim and follow them from zone to zone ripping them in OOC for being gay. For an additional charge, RnF threads will be made with wild rumors and misinformation about the player. A specialty service of manufactured Fraps footage from EZ server simulating a P99 sleight can also be arranged
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Old 04-26-2016, 12:34 PM
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Anyone gonna make "Dial a Bandage", bandage delivery service for monks in a bind?

I've recently retired on red from what was essentially a 'Dial a Bonechip' service.

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<Dial a Troll>

Someone p!sses you off? Call Dial-a-troll! I have any army of level 17 monks who I will use to FD train anyone who angers you. I will additionally have my alt army spam your victim and follow them from zone to zone ripping them in OOC for being gay. For an additional charge, RnF threads will be made with wild rumors and misinformation about the player. A specialty service of manufactured Fraps footage from EZ server simulating a P99 sleight can also be arranged
Would work better with level 30 troll shadow knights, for obvious reasons.
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Old 05-02-2016, 01:53 PM
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what is this like a 911 responder service for people who don't have friends with useful alts? after the server has been out this long? sheeyit
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:16 AM
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what is this like a 911 responder service for people who don't have friends with useful alts? after the server has been out this long? sheeyit
Some people just don't want to deal with the drama. That's why Dial a No Drama is here for you!
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Old 05-04-2016, 08:48 AM
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How about Dial-a-Court for LQ?
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Old 05-04-2016, 09:49 AM
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can we appoint elf lawyers to interact with the GMs on our behalf should an issue crop up?
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Old 05-04-2016, 02:12 PM
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can we appoint elf lawyers to interact with the GMs on our behalf should an issue crop up?
If the lawyers are all elves, it could be Dial a Dal?
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Old 05-04-2016, 06:50 PM
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can we appoint elf lawyers to interact with the GMs on our behalf should an issue crop up?
"Appointed" elf lawyers sound a lot like Public Defenders to me, and we all know how that usually goes. Hire a real professional.
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