I just cucked myself

[big_ole_jpn]

Witnessed a pretty brutal collision, wasn't a bad enough dude to drive between the wrecked cars and roll on. Stood around offering moral support to some gay nerd trapped in his car til the pigs came to pry him out with road closed.

No alternative route thru this highway, would be a 3 hr drive to get me 5 mins down the road. Now i'm the first dude in line waiting for road reopening which will prolly take 2 hrs.

I'll be live posting events as they unfold. Feel free 2 compliment me on being a good citizen ITT.