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Old 05-24-2017, 02:57 PM
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I remember standing in my bosses office earlier in my career one day while he was reviewing some project I had been working on. On his desk was a twix bar and a liter bottle of mountain dew. He wasn't much of a man, slightly feminine, 165lbs at best and probably around 6'2".

I remember standing over his shoulder as I listened to him belittle the quality of my work. I stood 6 foot, 225lbs at about 10.5-11% body fat at that point thinking about how easy it would be for my to crush his tiny little head.

Weeks later he died in a plane crash - private plane went down over the Rockies, Big Bopper style. I replaced his now vacant role and started eating twix and drinking mountain dew.

I now have a corner office with a view of the Atlantic but weigh 205 at 16% body fat. If only his plane hadn't gone down or if only he hadn't eaten twix - Still can't decide which is worse.
I am suspicious now.

Did you really have to "fix" his plane to go down?

I mean wasn't there enough Twix in that machine for the both of you?

My favorite Scarface quote: Frank to Tony, "never underestimate the OTHER guy's greed!"

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