Cheap Sex and the Decline of Marriage

[Wonkie]

“The Spinner* is a service that enables you to control articles presented to your wife on the websites she usually visits, in order to influence her on a subconscious level to initiate sex.”

The best bit? It’s “just” adtech.

It’s retargeting.

It’s how Google makes money.

Your wife is exposed to hundreds of items strategically placed as editorial content, using headlines such as:

“5 ways to keep your husband permanently in love with you” and:
“3 reasons why you should initiate sex with your husband”.


This service is not done by hacking into one’s spouse’s phone or downloading any malicious software. Instead the service incorporates a popular marketing technique that display specified native ads to targeted users.

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The global number of married men who want their wife to increase the number of initiated sexual advances towards them, is estimated to be around 1 billion.

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Launch Campaign
1. After successful registration you will be getting an innocent looking link.

2. You will send that link to your wife via text message.

3. When she presses the link, a cookie connected to the link attaches itself to her phone. From this point she will start seeing the articles chosen for her.