WTF mang.

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First of all, lol at that tag.

Second, divorce her ass man. Mistrust, jealously to inanimate objects, and little mind games like that are only the beginning. Your old lady just broke the seal and she probably won't stop until you give up everything in life that makes you, you. If she can't have you, no one will!

Or you could just like, I don't know, be honest and talk about it and stuff. Maybe give her some probably well deserved attention every now and then, and stop beating her.

Honestly, it's a lot easier to just get rid of her and order a new one. Good luck and God bless!