Dial a Daniel

[sixteenmiles]

our daniel who art in the movie gangs of new york
hallowed be thy face
thy kingdom come
thy will be blood
on norrath like that scene from last of the mohicans where the army of natives straight up slaughter everyone
give us this daniel day lewis our daily muffins
and forgive us our trespasses through runnyeye citadel, as we forgive those who trespass against us in rivervale to get those sweet deputy spears
lead us (please) into temptation,
unless that temptation is to choose a face that is not daniel day lewis

amen