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Old 06-14-2011, 08:53 AM
Ashimar Ashimar is offline
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Hold on, let me put on my Gnomish Enviromental suit before i get flammed.

in Norrath, Everytime i kill a spider, it squeals like a pig.

The Ascension into a Mystical Transatlantic Rampage.

A druid with no spells who think's he can melee? you mean a Ranger?

Why didn't anyone tell me you COULD auto-follow a fucking tree
without even targetting it?

Guard Gehnus: "Hey Buce, you hear anything strange lately?"
Guard Buce: "Errr.... Nope."
Guard Gehnus "ok... Must've been the wind. Could've sworn it was the sound of newbies being cut to shreds, though."
Guard Buce: "Can't hear shit in those damn helmets."

How the hell did a cleaver from Oggok make its way to the deepest
part of Karnor's Castle?

Incoming .. a Voracious Brute, its got red hair like your mom.

Peace Pipe Member shouts: "South Karana, North Karana, West, Karana, found a good place to grow Marijuana."

Im in India but i don't see one goddamn Indian.

A Private investigator says:" This member of Transatlantic Rampage
doesn't own any clothes other than a shit load of socks. "

Come to think of it, never have seen a bald Monk.
Or one even meditating...

Stop calling me Scuba Steve, i got a Fishbone Earring.

FACT: Walk around Blackborrow and you'll notice what
looks like heaping piles of Poop.
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Old 06-14-2011, 09:11 AM
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Old 06-14-2011, 09:27 AM
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Old 06-14-2011, 10:33 AM
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Old 06-14-2011, 01:52 PM
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white people talk like this and black people talk like this
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