P99 Haikus

[Hasbinbad]

Slathar, you're really funny man. Call me fat again, so we can all laugh some more. And then maybe after that, you can call me fat a third time, which will be hilarious!! After that, you could conclude with calling me fat a fourth time!!!

[Heartbeats]

LOL U GUYS
SRSLY Y U MAD THO
wewt i found caps lock

[Slave]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not what I said at all. L2Engrish brewski.
Anyway, I was taught about haiku by 2 different Japanese people who could have been wrong. *shrug*

Your wikipedia source makes you look like quite the college grad tho.

I was quoting wikipedia ironically, like an awesome hipster. As in, "Wow, it's hilarious how just the first paragraph of this superficial little site shoots you down." You might have recognized that if you had more than a few classes at your dump of a community college. I'll show you how it's done:

You think you're so smart,
But really you don't know shit.
Learn 2 Haiku, bra.