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Old 12-27-2021, 03:16 PM
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they come here and back away slowly without eye contact, like your dates
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Old 12-27-2021, 03:25 PM
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they come here and back away slowly without eye contact, like your dates
The idea of troll is to be either be funny or insulting, optimally, to do both simultaneously.

What you don't wanna do is inspire pity from the person you're trying to offend, especially when they would need a DeLorean to go back in time to when that joke was actually funny.
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Old 01-09-2022, 05:53 PM
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they come here and back away slowly without eye contact, like your dates
That was funny
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Old 01-10-2022, 09:58 PM
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That was funny
The mentality handicapped are easily amused, why do you think they smile so much?
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Old 01-12-2022, 08:53 AM
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The mentality handicapped are easily amused, why do you think they smile so much?
Oh no! Someone insulted me! Better deny the subjective nature of comedy and respond!
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Old 01-13-2022, 03:32 AM
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Oh no! Someone insulted me! Better deny the subjective nature of comedy and respond!
Ya know how ya think Thundercats is an awesome show when you're 5, then you go back and watch it again at 15 and realize it's a huge steaming pile of horseshit.

Well, you are developmentally stuck on stupid forever, which is why the unoriginal mom and sexless jokes are still hilarious to you after all these years.

Nobody even dates anymore, for the non beta cuck incel crowd, sex is ordered on an ap, custom tailored like a pizza with toppings. I'd have to wake up my grandpa for you to even find an audience for those bits to land on.
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Old 01-13-2022, 09:30 AM
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Ya know how ya think Thundercats is an awesome show when you're 5, then you go back and watch it again at 15 and realize it's a huge steaming pile of horseshit.

Well, you are developmentally stuck on stupid forever, which is why the unoriginal mom and sexless jokes are still hilarious to you after all these years.

Nobody even dates anymore, for the non beta cuck incel crowd, sex is ordered on an ap, custom tailored like a pizza with toppings. I'd have to wake up my grandpa for you to even find an audience for those bits to land on.
Lemme write a paragraph, where I use commas incorrectly, and write two paragraphs, showing how upset I am someone would dare laugh at me. I'll use my "photographic memory", to remember who said this, so I can shit on all their posts from now until the end of time, amen.
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Old 01-13-2022, 09:32 AM
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Ya know how ya think Thundercats is an awesome show when you're 5, then you go back and watch it again at 15 and realize it's a huge steaming pile of horseshit.

Well, you are developmentally stuck on stupid forever, which is why the unoriginal mom and sexless jokes are still hilarious to you after all these years.

Nobody even dates anymore, for the non beta cuck incel crowd, sex is ordered on an ap, custom tailored like a pizza with toppings. I'd have to wake up my grandpa for you to even find an audience for those bits to land on.
LOL ya know after reading this it's also funny to me you yourself use a "your mom's house" joke under your avatar. So not only are you a sensitive crybaby, you're also a hypocrite! Nice!
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Old 01-13-2022, 10:19 AM
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LOL ya know after reading this it's also funny to me you yourself use a "your mom's house" joke under your avatar. So not only are you a sensitive crybaby, you're also a hypocrite! Nice!
Yea it's low hanging fruit, like a bad fishing lure you found in a bargain bin to draw out retarded fish, but gratz on taking the bait and allowing me to take another easy swing on your troglodyte dome.

BTW that unwashed thing that you pee out of, it's not a ornament, it's your penis, you should find someone to touch it every decade.

Now, do you see how you can evolve the joke past the 4th grade?

Now go clean the steam coming out of your earholes because thinking that much surely broke something in your monkey melon.
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