Why can't I attack or talk shit about the staff?

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Videri [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You aren't going to last long.

Why? Is the staff angry with me?
Did I do something wrong?
Am I to be punished?
Who else speaks for the staff besides you?
Does the staff evolve or has the staff always been a staff?

Now I'm afraid so I better say my prayers again.

Dear Holy Staff,
Most High Staff,
Merciful Staff,
Your Majesty,
Your Excellency,
Your Highness,
Thank you O Great Staff for allowing me live to in your wondrous kingdom,
I will stone those who take your holy name in vain,
Please don't hurt me staff,
I will try harder for you staff,
Please forgive me staff,
Death to unbelievers!
Your humble servant,
Daddykool
Level 1 Ogre Shadow Knight
(ps. Videri has been calling you weak)