Unvaxxinated only please

[Elfminster]

"The Vaccinated": "I've been vaccnated so now I'm safe. I love science. It's way better than having faith in people."

Me: "So you're a man of science? Excellent. Show me scientific proof you were vaccinated then."

"The Vaccinated": "Have faith in me when I tell you I was vaccinated."

Me: "Hold on, let me write that down in my log book....'calls himself scientific yet has no scientific evidence...wants me to have faith in him instead'. Okay, anything else you want to tell me?"

"The Vaccinated": "Yes, you used to be a monkey"

Me: "Scientific evidence?"

"The Vaccinated": "Have faith in me."