Evidence God is not a woman

[Elfminster]

Democrat: "Hey, you there. It's your lucky day because I've got a marvelous idea to share with you!"

Man: "Cool, I love marvelous ideas. What is your marvelous idea and who are you?"

Democrat: "You know how you love to put your pole in holes?"

Man: "No comment"

Democrat: "Well, instead of having 3 pretty holes to choose from how about two ugly holes instead?"

Man: "What do you call this idea of yours?"

Democrat: "Homosexuality. In some places it's illegal but I am campaigning to make it legal"

Man: "What else are you campaigning for?"

Democrat: "The right to buy high and sell low. So are you in?"

Man: "No, these ideas of yours are some of the worst ideas I've ever heard. Only a retard would think they're good ideas"

Democrat: "HOMOPHOBIC! HELP! I'M UNDER ATTACK FROM A MOTHER FUCKING BIGOT! SOMEBODY HELP!!"