McConnell inexplicably freezes mid-sentence, glitches out, has to be escorted away

[Lune]

Modern medicine can keep your body functioning well past Glitch McConnell's age, but it has no solution to keep your brain healthy. This is a somewhat new phenomena; in history the vast majority of these peoples' bodies would crap out around the same time their brain did if not before.

Time for a constitutional amendment implementing an age limit to prevent future Bidens, McConnell's, and Feinsteins.