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10-07-2023, 04:07 AM
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More amazing freebies if you order the Atheist Survival Kit now!
Game of Thrones Book AND DVD. Ticket to "see" Taylor Swift in concert. Breast cancer screening appointment. Cervical smear test. One Direction CD (very limited edition) Carton of Soy Milk for your decaff coffee. Political campaign poster. A non-binary identity. Solar Eclipse Glasses. Hebrew calendar. 1:1 model replica of the Wailing Wall delivered to your front door (assembly required). 100 SPF Sunscreen. Subscription to the Disney Channel. Miley Cyrus CD (comes with ear muffs). Plastic Christmas tree. Tracking Chip (instructions included). Brokeback Mountain DVD. This offer won't last. Get it while you can! | ||
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10-07-2023, 08:57 AM
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Apophis is closest to earth on 2029 April the 13th (a friday) lol
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10-07-2023, 08:58 AM
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Reported for antisemitism!
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10-07-2023, 11:52 AM
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So shouldn't it be anti-jew rather than anti-semitic? Wikipedia states "Semites, Semitic peoples or Semitic cultures is an obsolete term for an ethnic, cultural or racial group." So isn't the term anti-semitic obsolete too? | |||
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10-07-2023, 12:10 PM
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The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated to v1.1.3
1.1.3 Patch Notes The following items have been added to the kit. Report Button (get somebody to do your dirty work for you! Snitch and get people banned!) A collection of Google Doodles (celebrate the 367th birthday of "Umfufu Gunigugu" in style!) "Gold" Olympic medal (look like a champion!) War medals (look like a hero!) A collection of sayings to share with people you meet (examples: life is short, follow your dreams, be happy, etc) | ||
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#7
10-07-2023, 12:19 PM
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Due to inflation, and supply shortages, the price of the Atheist Survival Kit has increased.
The kit now costs 2 Mana Stones, Manna robe and 1 x Earth Staff MQ an 1 million PP. In other news, sales of the kit are expected to hit a record 602,200 units this year - a 40% increase over last year. I'm setting up a charity, for every 10000PP you give me I will give 1000P to deprived inner city Iksar's. Get donating! | ||
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10-07-2023, 11:55 PM
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You could do the same, least insane Elf. | |||
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10-08-2023, 12:30 AM
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The Atheist Survival Kit has been updated once again!
The new and improved kit now includes (at no extra cost to new customers)... Loaded Dice Magic 8 Ball Crystal Ball Time Machine (with cloaking technology) Young Sheldon Complete Series DVD Season 1-4 Safety Matches Megaphone Catalytic converter Pornhub Premium subscription House alarm Car alarm Stun gun Whistle Self defense DVD Condoms Donor card Be a winner with the Atheist Survival Kit! Order yours today while stocks last! | ||
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