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Old 08-17-2011, 04:38 PM
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Karsten, i seem to recall a cool guy who watched poopsocking go down last summer and the crap that ensued from afar (about an ocean away) and thought to himself "If I led a guild we wouldn't stoop down to that shitty level," in fact I believe his name was Karsten. It seems you're having just a bit of trouble understanding the argument and we keep walking ourselves in circles, and i fucking hate ballroom dancing. So in true RnF spirit, I will interpret this magnificent threadzor in a fashion that can be seen as an analogy to the current arguments and the counterarguments -- but with an RnF spin. Perhaps a dramatic play?

This shit's for real!

Scene II

Carebear noobie 1: Karsten, maybe you guys shouldn't be raping chickens... it just seems wrong.

Karsten: Nothing in the town's laws states that raping chickens is wrong. Why the hate bro?

Carebear noobie 2: Dude... you're fucking chickens? When has that shit ever been right?

Karsten: Listen, back where I'm from you could rape all the poultry you wanted and nobody said a word.

Carebear noobie 1: But that's where you're from... I mean, we never thought anyone in their right mind would come down here and start fucking chickens so we never thought any laws outlawing the raping of winged-table meat was necessary.

Mayor of Dandy Ol' Town (Nilbl0rg): Raping chickens is pretty douchie, dude. You might catch the avian flu.

Karsten: Listen, just because you think something is wrong doesn't mean everybody does. I think the chickens might enjoy it, actually. I mean, morality is such a touchy subject that's so...

Carebear noobies and the Mayor in unison: Will you just quit fucking chickens already!?!?

Karsten: I know that you guys don't like it, and I get that, but I only listen to my fellow chickenfuckers.

AND SCENE!

it seems like act III may be soon to follow. stay tuned
 


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