Health, fitness, gains and wellbeing

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

At first when I heard this I was thinking “ok that’s rude but if he’s trying to close a few minutes early to clean, that’s understandable”

But it was apparently 45 minutes early. As someone who is in the gym all the way up until close in the evenings, I would also have a big problem with this

When I used to work retail we had a “recovery” time to get the store completely back in order before we were allowed to leave. We had to work around the customers still in the store. We couldn’t just close the store down and kick everyone else out just to make our clean up time slightly easier

Guaranteed this employee is fired, but maybe not because this is planet fitness after all:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/

I think planet fitness is the cheapest gym there is so I don't see fighting with with staff over it as being warranted.

If you want premium service, pay for a premium gym.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

If you are hanging on the rails then the engine and the chair wheels are doing all the work and you aren’t burning shit!

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

It’s good to shock the system, keep the body guessing

[Jimjam]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It’s good to shock the system, keep the body guessing

Unironically this is how keepers schedule feeds for captive big cats to emulate their natural feeding cycles.

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I think planet fitness is the cheapest gym there is so I don't see fighting with with staff over it as being warranted.

If you want premium service, pay for a premium gym.

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[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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What’s weird is the planet fitnesses that I’ve been in or heard about have all been 24hours

The one in Maui, Hawaii was for sure 24 hours. I know because it was always slammed when I tried going there on vacation, so out of frustration one day I came there at midnight figuring I would finally have my pick of any machine I wanted…and even then there were still like 30-40 people in the gym at midnight, mostly teens/young adults

Planet Fitness big issues for me are: no squat/deadlift racks which are a deal breaker. Crowded, dirty, but I never had issues with other people or staff there

It was also deliberately impossible to quit. The place in Hawaii said “oh no sir I’m sorry you need to come in to cancel your membership”. And I was like “well I’m back home not in Hawaii anymore and I can’t swim that far so…” and they were like “well then you will need to send us a letter”. And I was like “you mean an email because this is the 21st century?” And they were like “no a letter”. And I wanted to be like “What about a scroll? Do I need to write with a quill pen? Should I create a wax seal for my scroll quitting request? What about trying to fly my scroll there on the leg of a bird, like an African swallow?”

Which is why one of my favorite comments of the video above was someone mentioning not to worry about the employee threats to terminate the user’s membership, Planet Fitness doesn’t cancel memberships. Very true lol

I had to call my bank and request a stop payment to quit. And of course get a few spam calls and texts from Planet Fitness for the next few months saying “something went wrong with your last payment” like some clingy jilted ex-girlfriend stalker

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What’s weird is the planet fitnesses that I’ve been in or heard about have all been 24hI had to call my bank and request a stop payment to quit. And of course get a few spam calls and texts from Planet Fitness for the next few months saying “something went wrong with your last payment” like some clingy jilted ex-girlfriend stalker

If you stop paying and don't go to the gym. They will keep charging and send the bill to a collection agency lol been there done that.

If being a huge dick to some jack off that works at the gym gets my membership canceled, that sounds like a satisfying and great way to cut ties when you're ready!

[shovelquest]

Best way to cancel gym membership:

Setup a karaoke machine in the middle of the gym.

Argue that you're working your lungs.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Founder of the Enhanced Olympic Games quote:

“Our goal is to usher in the 10th age of mankind…And so in 50 years we will live in a world where we have almost X-Men-like super powers, and we will say ‘why did it take so long?’ I would like to be among the first super humans”

- Hehehe F yea sir

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[shovelquest]

Xlympics like the XFL would be cool.

Drugs, cybernetic implants, anything goes, lingerie cheerleaders.

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