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[Ciderpress]

I go to home depot and get one of those huge flat things with a handle in the middle for moving sheetrock around and take it to the grocerie store

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Ciderpress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I go to home depot and get one of those huge flat things with a handle in the middle for moving sheetrock around and take it to the grocerie store

I think that's it. If you appear larger, people are more likely to get the hell out of your way. Maybe the delivery apps teach it.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by Ciderpress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I go to home depot and get one of those huge flat things with a handle in the middle for moving sheetrock around and take it to the grocerie store

Speaking of that, I’m assuming anyone who has worked retail or in a warehouse knows how fun pallet jacks are to ride

Use the handle to steer, put a leg on one jack and the other in the middle to push like a skateboard. We were eventually banned from zipping around the store on those because tokyo drifting the turns was tearing up the tile floors. And some of the shittier drivers would occasionally crash into store displays