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Old 07-04-2025, 12:36 AM
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i saw my mother naked when i was in elementary school. i thought her body looked like a baby's body.
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Old 07-04-2025, 01:04 AM
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There is alot to unpack there.

Is that like a "Hey baby I'm Bender, wanna do it?" Or more like you didnt know what a baby body looked like either?
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Old 07-04-2025, 01:06 AM
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There is alot to unpack there.
He was born to a young mother. Your mother was an Ancient Hippo at your age then.

Hipposcale Sleeves and Leggings at that camp.
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Old 07-04-2025, 01:28 AM
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i saw my mother naked when i was in elementary school. i thought her body looked like a baby's body.
I saw your mom naked some years later, hurhuehuehue

Sorry that was a lay up

But to me that’s no biggie, had I seen my mom naked as a kid, I wouldn’t give a shit. Seen my dad naked as a kid and didn’t give a shit
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Old 07-04-2025, 02:14 AM
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Watch this Yanky Doodle Dandys
https://youtu.be/bKMEDZp7ZZs

Son Of A Beeep. Wouldnt let me embed.
Happy America Day ya boofheads.

Edit update. This story is fucken hilarious. Pirates made you fuckers stay with imperial measurements.
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Old 07-04-2025, 02:40 AM
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That video made me think too.

We buy our wheels in inches diameter and width.
Our tyres come in mm and the aspect ratio is a function of the width.
So a 225/55r18 is a 225mm wide tyre with a sidewall height of 55% of 255mm on an 18 inch wheel. Hilarious.

Also weed is by the ounce as well. Im 5'8" but 80kgs.
And if something a long way away I say its miles away. Fucken weirdo.
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Old 07-04-2025, 12:43 PM
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its like those asians still eating with chop sticks. why arent they coming around to the more simple way? and korean chopstick? fugitaboutit
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Old 07-04-2025, 12:51 PM
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There is alot to unpack there.

Is that like a "Hey baby I'm Bender, wanna do it?" Or more like you didnt know what a baby body looked like either?
was the 70's. had never seen a naked woman (pregnant-able person). i was curious and took a peek. not sure why i saw a baby body. evolutionary i am sure. maybe the same reason my kids, when their heads first poked out, were the spitting image of me, then my bro inlaw, then my father.
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Old 07-04-2025, 02:36 PM
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Old 07-07-2025, 02:51 AM
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