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[Ekco]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fuk. Those subtitles are hella fast. U got to be ninja to read them.

it's actually helping me stay locked in ironically

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fuck yeah! It's so good.

If you had to watch only 1 hong kong action film, that'd be the one.

There are so many fantastic ones.

80s hong kong movies transport me to a utopian world of western values mixed with chinese bad ass stoicism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbXm...a0H-VSMnwcCxcC

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this drips with so much fucking style it should be illegal, i only ever saw that one John Woo movie with all the doves flying around, ive seen like a 100 fucking kung fu movies but it was mostly like 40 Zatoichi black and white movies and all the Shaolin Temple movies and Jackie Chan Police Story type ones.

holy.

fuck.


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2nd half to go now.

[shovelquest]

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10/10 post would read again

[Duik]

https://imgur.com/aNkyYgh.mp4

[Duik]

Forgot to add Aligator Alcatraz that motherfuckers.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Forgot to add Aligator Alcatraz that motherfuckers.

Not sure you wanna take that tack.

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[Ekco]

>Forgot to add Aligator Alcatraz that motherfuckers.
oh no, a return to normalcy for our species and it's thousands of years of documented history.

living a lie is one thing, teaching kids that how the world is, setting them up for disappointment when you should know better will always seem more cruel to me.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away" - Philip K. Dick

[Duik]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Not sure you wanna take that tack.

Just refering to the fact that there are nations and national teams that use the jaguar as a mascot. And a few of those nationalities may experience the pleasure of accomodations there.

Also. I have the pleasure of living in one of the 4 states that contain exactly zero wild crocs. If im bitten here ive been to the zoo and Darwined myself.

[F0rmsh1fter]

Observe the hubris of man, for the croc mustn’t exist if man hath not laid eyes upon him

[Duik]

Blah blah blah.
Hath and doth both hath been smited mightily by the hubris of this man.

So there is dinosaurs still then my good man? The Wooly Mammoth and Sabre Tooth Cats surely hath survived unnoticed, lurking in the shadows perhaps.

Mayhap the various skin diseases of the mammoths would keep me busy as the worlds first Pachydermatologist!

Not so sure I'd like to be a Feline Dental Surgeon though. Prolly pray a lil bit to the great god Zoro Dentine. Patron of Smilodontists.

[magnetaress]

Crocodilians have us beat on an evolutionary time scale. And will likely survive warming climates better than us.

The only way to end them would be a mass hunt. And the lizard people will not allow this.