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[F0rmsh1fter]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What is that? Something to do with stonemasons?

My grandpa was an actual stonemason. I remember my grandma used to say that was why he was banned from particular church functions, I forget the reason but the Church had some issue with something the Masons supported

Freemasons are a weird philosemitic cult

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Freemasons are a weird philosemitic cult

yeah, i don't know the history of the philosemitic part, def not from ancient Egypt. Stone masons were like middle class below scribes and nobles in that society iirc so it's not a kinship from them both being treated badly or ostracized there

the "weird" i always attribute to projection, isn't a single group or tribe in all of human history that doesn't think their weird ass traditions aren't weird but everyone else's is.

Catholics and Orthodox Christians call Jews weird for swinging a live chicken around once a year while they pretend the cracker and wine they consume is literally the body and blood of Christ

it's all weird to me, and that's before even getting into the general view of all the Abrahamic religions towards age of consent in marriage and the rampant pedophilia. or all the off shoot "cult" fraternal organizations still under the Abrahamic umbrella like Masons, Knights of Columbus, Shriners, Elk, Moose, Eagle and the like 50 others that exist

that's why I'm into eastern religions it's 10,000x less weird and those dudes think Chi energy is real, lulz.

[shovelquest]

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[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Freemasons are a weird philosemitic cult

It was something to do with Judaism! That was the reason he couldn’t have some position at a non-Jewish church

My grandma explained it to me once but I just thought it all sounded like weird clique stuff and didn’t pay too much attention

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

that's why I'm into eastern religions it's 10,000x less weird and those dudes think Chi energy is real, lulz.

Probably not Chi, but my 8th degree black belt, ex-military TKD instructor from South Korea could do some crazy shit I could never figure out

He could smash up bottles and walk across them without getting cut. I always assumed maybe he toughened the hell out of his feet to do that one

He could also set out cartons of eggs and walk across them without breaking them. I tried, as like a 80lb kid who was lighter than him, and as soon as I started putting weight down, splat, I broke the eggs. The same eggs he walked on btw

He could also do stuff like chop the top off bottles without knocking them over, that’s probably just having a quick swing though

[Duik]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have to ask, are shoes too expensive or something for most Australians?

Yes. Many of us are heathens and therefore do not like things with soles.

We also spell very badly.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Many of us are heathens

Unlikely you even have a hea(r)th but leave some fairybread by it would ya? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Duik]

Fairybread! Never, thats what us Alfalfa males in asretrailya eat to impress the women folk.

[Ekco]

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fairybread! Never, thats what us Alfalfa males in asretrailya eat to impress the women folk.

Would you be mad if I mentioned that all the new pagan 'beliefs' was cooked up by an English gardener?

Probably mi6.