Dating thread

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Tipped the waitress well because she was awesome, one of the best waiters I had ever had. But couldn’t tip the hostess I don’t think. Although don’t some places pool all their tips at the end or is that just strip clubs? I might be thinking strip clubs because I been to a few lol

She kinda walked into this one. You toss me a layup I’m gonna Dad Joke the shit outta it

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o lawd she did

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Date pre-gaming. Other girl out of town until later than next week, but things still going good

What am I supposed to sit at home though? This one I meeting is Asian

( was gonna post a pic of my Kirin beer but keep getting a forum error…)

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

( was gonna post a pic of my Kirin beer but keep getting a forum error…)

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"if you don't drink Kirin, fuck you." - Harrison Ford..probably

i always have to fight to urge to jump the counter and suck on the tit of deliciousness that is Kirin on tap
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Aww it won’t let me upload to the server anymore. Hope that gets fixed

I had to upload the damn pics to some website like a fucking peasant instead. Girl was some 5’1 gorgeous Asian, and I’m like Jesus, girl is that all spandex? She said she was dressing casual because it was hot as shit. But I didn’t expect fitness model build and full spandex. Smokin…

I honestly felt she was out of my league and she seemed somewhat disinterested, in a “I know how hot I am” sorta way. And the Korean BBQ place was a total shitshow. Grill wouldn’t stay lit, they didn’t bring half of our order. We both had to alternate giving them “bad cop, bad cop” because they were honestly that much of a bunch of fuckups. And I’m normally super patient. But I wasn’t about to have her fighting my battles for me lol

But this gal still smart and makes far more money than I. I honestly felt I had little chance but she said yes to a second date, thus far at least. This was more out of boredom and because I didn’t think I had much of a shot, so why not. Will prolly not last the other one is solid and I don’t think we have quite the same chemistry

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Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Girl was some 5’1 gorgeous Asian, and I’m like Jesus, girl is that all spandex? She said she was dressing casual because it was hot as shit. But I didn’t expect fitness model build and full spandex. Smokin…

Spandex it's a privilege not a right.

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Spandex it's a privilege not a right.

It was a spandex top, amazing chest btw, so good I am not sure about natty status

And it was those spandex spanx with like a tiny tennis miniskirt over. Like basically what a hot athletic girl would wear to tennis, or I guess pickleball is almost more popular now. My well-off friends play pickleball

She goes to the same gym as me, she goes to the gym daily, AND she ran the same half-marathon as me (so of course I showed her my awesome “shut up legs you’re fine” shirt I wore lol). AND she did the full half, 13.2 miles. I noticed after I gave my time she neglected to give me hers. I said no more about it but I made a mental note that I’m faster than you. That’s important to me

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If she gives you her time you could look her surname up on the time sorted results and start facebook probing/stalking. That may not be why she didn't give it to you but that's what I'd be thinking.

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If she gives you her time you could look her surname up on the time sorted results and start facebook probing/stalking. That may not be why she didn't give it to you but that's what I'd be thinking.

Gives time? I am not that good of a sleuth. Like you could give me all sorts of clues and I wouldn’t be able to find shit. I had a buddy co-worker who used to do sleuthing for me, whether I asked or not. He’s like want to find out more about that girl? Me: no, not really. Him: Ok, well here’s her Facebook, how far back should we scroll?…

I have the Asian’s number now at least. Girls that know how hot they are never seem to try or care much:

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The other girl I met a few weeks ago is much more fun to message, and she gets back in town in 1.5 weeks. She is pretty wholesome though and is already asking me about my pot use. I want to be like listen, all of your concerns are completely valid. And because it’s coming from someone as awesome as you, if it’s an issue, there’s the fuckin door baby! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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