End Times

[shovelquest]

Where's magna, i have this cool fun-fact.

The Talmud teaches this timeline:

Six thousand years is the duration of "the world".

2,000 years of chaos,
2,000 years of Torah,
2,000 years of the days of the Messiah.

Then 1000 years of peace on the 7th day.

Jewish tradition, based on the Torah and later rabbinic calculations (e.g., Seder Olam), places Abraham’s birth around 1948 BCE (give or take 52 years? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] )

In 8 years, Jesus (the messiah) will have died 2000 years ago.

When Jesus returns, the new testament says we will live in a golden age of peace for 1000 years.

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Rabbinic voices discourage date-setting—“Cursed are those who calculate the end” so I hope you knew the risk reading this post.

[shovelquest]

I'm calling it magna got raptured. NICE!

[shovelquest]

2000 years bro, 2.. thousand!....

🎵

You say climate change.🎶

I say the rapture. 🎵

He is a fascist.🎶

Here comes the antichrist. 🎵

Either way—it's the same thing 🎵🎶

🎵 Let's call the whole earth off! 🎶

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[shovelquest]

I was thinking about this 2000 year thing again, I think it's crazy.

what do texts say will happen during the 2000 years of the messiah in the 6000 years of man

I thought it might give me things I could correlate to real life events or something but this stuck out as my favorite

The Second Coming is expected around 2028–2033 (2000 years from Jesus’ death in 28–33 CE), preceded by a 7-year tribulation, rapture, and the "War of Gog and Magog" or Armageddon.

Gonna be a bumpy ride bois!

[shovelquest]

THE ANTICHRIST HAS BEEN BORN

[Reiwa]

If sports are scripted, and they're not, Florida state will have a great season just to put the tomahawk chant on TV every weekend for the 'we're back' people.

[Duik]

In many places in the world, Magna has been carted.

[shovelquest]

jackoffs on reddit are like, "HURR DURR old generations always don't like the kids"

In Mesopotamia 2800 BC marked the collapse of Assur and the end of the Uruk period ushering in warlords and city-states rising and falling, with no stable civilzation until sargon of akkad in the 2300s BC

Fuckn idiot redditors. The time of peace and prosperity that made everyone nuisance influencers is coming to an end.

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[shovelquest]

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comm...e_to_this_one/

smfh

oh you know, just a little suicide propaganda on the old reddit COMICS.

Im sure this is just kids being kids, not society collapsing.