I AM DOING EVERY QUEST IN THE GAME

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by cd288 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

These are the type of write ups I was hoping we'd see throughout, along with any fun stories from trying to do the quests. Solid work.

This is a great quest, if you notice the mom left the husband after her daughter ran away with the dark elf cult.

The father now spends his days gazing at the pond in felwith remembering the family he used to have.

Now the mom hangs out in a room in euridin full of beds.

She went there to "study"...

Daughter got locked up in the dark elf cult.

Father is better off.

[Jimjam]

I wonder whether that dude’s life is autobiographical to a dev…

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Teddie1056 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bandit Sisters is actually really sad. Bunch of girls turn to crime (and one of them really didn't want to but wanted to stay with her sisters). Their dad was an honorable paladin, and was so distraught by their actions that he was drinking himself to death.

It was essentially a honor killing. Up to you if you like that.

[Teddie1056]

EVERYQUEST UPDATE!
Timorous Deep Finished!

Cannibalize II (Evil)
Medallion of the Jarsath Quest
Shackle of Steel Quest

I am sure many of you have done the easiest Medallion quest, not much to talk about there.

And of course I am proud of getting my Iksar Monk "Epic" (Shackle of Steel). The Shackle of Steel quest is a simple, "Get key, give key to slave, rescue slave," straight outta Crushbone style quest. The most fun quest of the line is the Shackle of Rock, where you need to rebuild an ancient relic: The Left Hand of Talon Southpaw, a legendary left handed kung fu master.

The Cannibalize II (Evil) quest is kind of fun, especially since I got the Crushed Diamonds the hard way: Charming the Gem Cutter Skeleton and crushing it manually.

[Teddie1056]

I also am adding a quest (Vedico's Optional Bard Epic Subquest) to butcherblock, making it officially UNFINISHED again.

[Lifebar]

Teddie is a steely-eyed rocket man.

[Teddie1056]

EVERYQUEST UPDATE!
Innothule Swamp Finished!

Going Postal (Innothule Swamp to Freeport)
Going Postal (Innothule Swamp to Qeynos)
Lynuga's Gem Collection

This is a pretty simple zone. There's the two bard quests.

It had been a long time since I had done the Gem Collection Quest (been since the Midnight Mallet Nerf).

[Teddie1056]

EVERYQUEST UPDATE!!!!
Iceclad Ocean Complete!

Captain Nalot's Triple Strength Rum
Cougarskin Boots Quest
Cougarskin Mask Quest
Cougarskin Sleeves Quest
Direwolf Fur Cloak Quest
Direwolf Fur Hood Quest
Learn the Ways of Skinning and Tailoring
The Grammar Manual
The Lost Map
The Mighty Garou
The Mighty Snowfang Hero

With this, I have finished every single Ocean zone (Iceclad, Tim Deep, OoT, and Erud's Crossing)!

Iceclad is chock full of quests. There's lots of silly little Gnoll Armor quests, and some silly gnome quests.

The funniest one to me is The Grammar Manual, which is both a silly Gnome and Gnoll quest. See, it turns out that these "gnomish pirates" are basically just LARPing the role. None of them actually are pirates, they are just explorers having a bit of fun. It turns out, they are all passing around a Pirate Grammar Manual so they can pretend to be pirates. Unfortunately for Nilham the Chef, he never got to read it.

So your quest starts to borrow it from Ami, but she wants back Chapter P, which was ripped out and used for paper for a map. The map was lost at sea, and then found by the gnolls, who say it has cursed them. They send you on a fetch quest to build a fishing rod to dispel the curse. You then fight off an angry walrus, get the Chapter, bring it to Ami, and get the manual.

She reads the entry for Pirate, and funnily remarks that she forgot that she was supposed to be a pirate.

You bring the manual to the poor chef, who finally learns what a brig is.

[Rasah]

This is hilarious. Good luck Teddee!

[Teddie1056]

EVERYQUEST UPDATE!

THE HOLE COMPLETED!

Shiny Robe of the Underfoot Quest (Metal Reward)
Shiny Robe of the Underfoot Quest (No Shiny)
Shiny Robe of the Underfoot Quest (Robe Reward)

This one is fairly straightforward. There is essentially one quest in the Hole, and that is Kejar the Mighty's quest to get something shiny. Apparently, there is only one item in the world shiny enough to sate his desires, and that is the Shiny Metallic Robe from LGuk.

Aenarius, Shivver, Omnicidal, and I dungeon crawled about to the absolute deepest bowel of the Hole to find him. After 3 SMRs, I was handed 2 SRotUs and One Hunk of metal. I then gave him a copper, which frustrated him for being nowhere near shiny enough. Not so bad.