Reject modernity, embrace the Gimmick Raid Guild

[wuanahto]

Originally Posted by CrazyPro [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There are an absolute ton of druids, we need to do something with them. Druid only raid guild when? We can all charm dire wolves or something and /assist heal.

This was attempted at some point and it went terribly. I think it was used in that one south park episode where eric gets a theme park and loses everything or vice versa, i dunno.

A LOT of druids get together and want to take down a raid target, they could not.
Enter, the token halfling warrior.
Yay, the druids could take down raid targets now, not much, not that special but it was their first kill. They discuss options.
Enter, the gnome enchanter.
Now due to increased mana regeneration they were able to get more targets within a reasonable amount of time! But they still had resists with their fire spells!
Enter, the gnome mage and barb shaman who was forced to use shrink potions.
Fire damage blocked out the sun due to the sheer amount of druids.
After that things were going pretty sweet, they found out scent spells reduce fire reistance as well, their friends invited their friends to targets and the whole tiers of raiding were being wiped out
A few years after that they had almost no druids or many members because i got high and made up this story from this one time we were talking about being a DaP raiding guild

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I am absolutely making love to this ice cream sandwich right now.