Kingdom are you alright?

[bbsmitz]

Originally Posted by smasherprog [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I hate that Vasanle / Pigy guy. Hes the worst.

JUST AWFUL.

[Twochain]

Originally Posted by Kithani [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It would be interesting to watch a Netflix documentary about how these people came to be, was it a failure of parenting? The US school system? Society in general?

I was sent to private school and these are the types of humans I was not exposed to in my sheltered upbringing.

It's the result of living your life with undiagnosed autism. Crazy part is? Plastered is among the competent ones of his breed. He's actually a pretty funny dude, and at one point even had a girlfriend. You cannot fathom the amount of booger eating, hoarding, roach brother and sisters there are in America let alone the world. Plastered lives in a regular house in California, not even a trailer.

Really makes you think

[Nietche]

Originally Posted by Goregasmic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You could always low man encounters instead of zerging them. Figuring out how to kill shit with not enough people and/or a weird class makeup is what keeps this interesting as far as I am concerned.

This should be the next GM Special Quake, planned well enough in advance that people can have a bunch of level 55s (or whatever) ready to raid.

[CrazyPro]

Originally Posted by Nietche [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This should be the next GM Special Quake, planned well enough in advance that people can have a bunch of level 55s (or whatever) ready to raid.

They already did a low-man quake event before where whoever "bidded" the lowest amount of players they think they could kill X mob with got the mob, forgot what happened when you failed. But as it turns out, people actually want to play the game instead of sitting out while a select few players on specific classes get to spend an hour slogging through a mob.

They should do a no buffs allowed quake and enforce it by spamming AE dispels on everyone

Bards can get bent

[WarpathEQ]

They did it for Vulak only, the lowest bid went first which I believe was kingdom that wiped when they were still consistently wiping on the hero kite strat. After that it went to the next lowest. Don't remember if anyone else got an attempt but I'm pretty sure GG got the kill (this was when GG was killing 95%+ of the vulaks)

[Bardp1999]

I didnt listen to it all but the mad guy has Guild Master qualities that can not be denied. I can hear the fat in his voice. I predict he will go far on P99.

[onmove_broke]

The Buff That Broke the Kingdom

In the flickering blue glow of Norrath on Project 1999 Green, the Temple of Veeshan hummed with the usual chaos of blue drakes and half-formed plans. Kingdom’s raid channel crackled with the familiar mix of mana calls, pull warnings, and the steady click of keyboards.

Then someone—some brave, or foolish, soul—typed the fatal request.

“Plastered, can I get a VoG real quick?”

Silence. Then the voice exploded.

It started as a low, indignant growl that quickly climbed into full-throated rage. The lisp that usually softened Plastered’s speech vanished under the pressure, replaced by a raw, cracking roar. “Are you fucking kidding me? Another one? Do you think I sit here all night just to be your personal buff monkey? Cast it yourself, you lazy piece of—”

The recorder’s character, a quiet ranger or whatever class happened to be parked nearby, calmly continued auto-attacking a blue drake. The camera never wavered. Spell effects sparkled. The corpse timers ticked. The real show was happening in voice.

Plastered’s tirade escalated with theatrical flair. He demanded cameras be turned on. He challenged people to real-life fights, invoking dishwashing Tesla-bots and global control systems in a stream of increasingly unhinged threats. At one point the anger peaked so hard that he leaned in close—close enough that the mic picked up the wet smack of him kissing the camera lens in some bizarre dominance display. The lisp returned only after the adrenaline crashed, leaving a shaky, post-tantrum hush.

In the background, the rest of Kingdom’s channel stayed mostly quiet, or erupted into poorly suppressed laughter. A few veterans remembered earlier incidents: the closed bid Plastered had missed while swapping characters, the constant moaning about buff requests from Blaiink the enchanter, the long history of selfish friction that had already driven people out of the guild. Someone muttered, half-joking, half-serious, “Is the guild bank still safe?”

Outside the game, the clip spread through the forums within hours. Title: “Kingdom are you alright?” Screenshots of the video frame sat beside laughing emojis and dry observations about how hard it really was to cast a simple haste buff. Veterans swapped stories of other meltdowns over Aego, clicky shaman buffs, or refused Clarity. Newer players just watched the juxtaposition—the serene, pixelated grinding of EverQuest against a grown man losing years of speech therapy over eight percent haste and twenty attack—and declared it pure gold.

By the next day the raid still happened. The drakes still died. The loot still dropped. But something small and irreparable had shifted in Kingdom’s voice channels. Buff requests were now issued with exaggerated politeness or not at all. And somewhere, in a quiet corner of the forums, the original poster’s question lingered like a lingering debuff:

Kingdom… are you alright?

The guild bank, for the record, was never confirmed safe.

[Mortdecai99]

ai slop

[PurelyPurist]

Lmao this was a great video wish I saw it sooner. Plastered sucks. He thinks lowballing offers on rare items in EC tunnel is being a savvy trader.

Wonder how it feels to have an entire server dislike your presence?