moving 2 california

[Dirt McGirt]

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Norcal (good): midgrade to hot earthy / non materialistic white and asian girls aged 18-26; high maintenance asian and black girls who go to clubs, associated white girl sluts who try and act high maintenance but will fuck for a joint; crazy latina chicks with ass for days tryin' to act all white and will fuck for attention; the best food in the world bar none; the best weed in the world bar none; top 15 best scenic areas in the known universe; central to north coast USA, LA/LV, Sierra Nevada Mountains; amazing weather.

Socal (bad): ten really fucking hot blonde chicks that fuck anyone but you, and definitely not if you don't have cocaine; ten million brunettes who've died their hair blonde, gotten size 42EEE breast implants, seven face lifts, 2 gallons of botox in each lip (usually uneven), and snort more yayo than Tony motherfucking Montana - oh, and they all work in "the industry" yaddidimean (they suck cock on camera for money); ten really fucking hot asian chicks from UCLA that wont fuck you unless you drive a new AMG every year; ten million horse-faced viet chicks that smell like garlic; bad food unless you spend over $200/plate; aiight/decent weed at premium prices and a McDonalds-esque pot club culture; close to Las Vegas and The Bay; smog; buildings; retarded muggy smog heat; traffic.

you're impressively not funny